Sweet
Fruity

Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA+

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43 Reviews

$23.50$36.50

Batch: Sept-22-2022
Bud Size:
Large-Very Large
Texture: Dense, High Sugar, Perfect Cure
Flavour: Sweet, Fruity
Nose Strength: High
THC Content – 24%
Common Usage – Pain, Loss of Appetite, Depression
Effects – Euphoria, Relax, Sedated

Expert Review

“Straight forward this is about as close to a perfect terpene profile that you can get for this strain. The aroma and the flavour are exactly matched together hand in hand with an extremely pungent and potent spicy fruit, with that tinge of skunked out gas that lingers on the palette – as Alaskan Thunder is known for. This strain has always been somewhat of a “go to” for myself for everyday use. Perfect for wake and bakes and great to keep using throughout the day as the effects don’t tend to wear off quickly as it doesn’t suck the energy out of you leaving you sluggish and burned out – excellent uplifter. These buds are very bright and golden with healthy deep orange pistils, frosted with furry stalked trichomes and mostly made up of bright lime greens. Always an aesthetically pleasing flower and again the nose on it is very appealing. This batch burns smooth and crackles with resin when burned producing thick heavy smoke full of flavour and leaving a light grey ash.”

DENSE STICKY TERPY FIRE

– Rollie (Discord Moderator)

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Alaskan Thunder Fuck Strain Information :

Alaskan Thunder fuck is a sativa dominant strain with a complicated genetic history. It is said to have originated in Alaska’s Matanuska Valley as a cross between an unnamed Northern California sativa strain and an unnamed Russian ruderalis (a less-seen genus of cannabis strain distinct from either indica or sativa).

Alaskan Thunder fuck sets itself apart with chunky buds that are medium to large in size and have a tapered, spade-like appearance. The leaves, which are a pale shade of sea green, have a fluffy look and feel and can be easily torn away from their central stems. Vibrant orange pistils wind their way through the leaves. Finally, a dense blanket of trichomes covers the inner and outer surfaces of the flowers, making them sticky and particularly hard to break up without the help of a grinder.

When properly cured, Alaskan Thunder fuck cannabis has a primarily woodsy aroma, redolent of pine and cedar. There are also base notes of damp earth, along with an indefinable nutty, chocolate-like scent. Only closer inspection, hints of lemon are present as well. When combusted, Alaskan Thunder fuck burns with a funky, acrid smoke that some may find objectionable or harsh. On the exhale, this smoke leaves behind an astringent ammonia tang accented by a lingering sour lemon taste. Smokers should keep in mind that this can be a very pungent strain when burnt; those looking to maintain discretion should take any needed precautions.

The high from Alaskan Thunder fuck is something of a creeper, often waiting until users have finished coughing or wiping away their smoke-induced tears to make its effects fully known. Smokers may detect by a gradually mounting alteration of the senses, with certain sights or sounds taking on a dynamic new significance. Once users acclimate to the change, this cerebral mindset lends itself to deep analytical thinking that can be valuable for working on problem-solving scenarios or as an accompaniment to free-wheeling creative brainstorming.

In a more relaxed set and setting, Alaskan Thunder fuck cannabis can be a great complement to trippy music, as well as to engaging conversation between friends. As the high wears on, some subtle physical tingling sets in, although these effects are unlikely to cause disorientation or couchlock. In its later stages, Alaskan Thunder fuck may enhance more active pursuits like hiking; it can even be a strong aphrodisiac. A consummate sativa, Alaskan Thunder fuck is a good option for the user who wants to maintain a clear head while going about their day. While it makes a great wake-and-bake strain, this is not a flower to be savoured just before bed, as it’s liable to leave smokers wide-eyed and wired. A small dose of this potent hybrid can go a long way, even for more experienced cannabis users.

Alaskan Thunder fuck’s wide-ranging effects can also have application for medical cannabis patients. Its long-lasting lucidity may help those with attention deficit disorders to sustain focus on a single task. Its subtle mood enhancement can benefit users with:

  • stress
  • depression
  • headaches
  • nausea

Because its cerebral onset may lead to an out-of-control feeling of “mind race,” Alaskan Thunder fuck is not recommended for those who are prone to panic or who have a low tolerance for THC.

Expert Review

“Straight forward this is about as close to a perfect terpene profile that you can get for this strain. The aroma and the flavour are exactly matched together hand in hand with an extremely pungent and potent spicy fruit, with that tinge of skunked out gas that lingers on the palette – as Alaskan Thunder is known for. This strain has always been somewhat of a “go to” for myself for everyday use. Perfect for wake and bakes and great to keep using throughout the day as the effects don’t tend to wear off quickly as it doesn’t suck the energy out of you leaving you sluggish and burned out – excellent uplifter. These buds are very bright and golden with healthy deep orange pistils, frosted with furry stalked trichomes and mostly made up of bright lime greens. Always an aesthetically pleasing flower and again the nose on it is very appealing. This batch burns smooth and crackles with resin when burned producing thick heavy smoke full of flavour and leaving a light grey ash.”

DENSE STICKY TERPY FIRE

– Rollie (Discord Moderator)

 

Weight

3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 14 Grams, 28 Grams (OUNCE), 224 Grams (HALF POUND)

43 reviews for Alaskan Thunder Fuck AAA+

  1. Klaus Walter

    This strain never lets me down! Also I have ordered countless times from the ppl at Bulk and they are honest , accurate with how they rate they’re products , and the easiest nicest folks

  2. Dustin Kerschtien

    One of my fav sativa Flav!

  3. Landon Olson

    Great product. Great price and still fresh nugs .

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